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“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“It seemed to me that half of life’s problems would be solved if one of us had a vagina.”

— Richard Powers

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?.. Oh wait, you'll never get it.

— Anonymous

The only reason I'm not surprised that she slept with him is cause her vagina is rate E for everyone

— Lainie Lindgren

“It's a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. If you use it during sex, trying to be politically correct-- "Darling, could you stroke my vagina?"--…

— Eve Ensler

“I didn’t say you’re a bad person. I just don’t like being a foregone conclusion for the sole reason of having a vagina.”

— jamie mcguire

“Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I murdered a vagina once. I still wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, seeing its bleeding face.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not calling you a slut or anything, but if your vagina had a password, it would be password.

— Bella

“In the 1970s, while researching in the Library of Congress, I found an obscure history of religious architecture that assumed a fact as if…

— Gloria Steinem

“My vagina has just found a new best friend”

— Olivia Cunning

I had the worst one the other night. I was out with my girlfriends, and this guy comes up to me and tells me…

— Amber Lancaster

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“Warm breath hit my most secret female flesh. Okay, enough fancy talk, it was my vagina.”

— Kylie Scott

Your Mcdonald's And You Vagina Is The Drive Through

— Hoe