I'm sorry, what do you want to order?" "A virgin. I want…

“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.”

— Larry Kramer

“Life is like an intercourse with a virgin. Initially it pains but once you show the perseverance, you realize there is no greater pleasure.”

— Swapnil Thakur

“Virgin to father in zero to sixty”

— Larissa Ione

“We just got word that Virgin Airlines (which Branson owns) was awarded a commercial route into Shanghai. So the balloon must be doing some…

— Mike Kendrick

I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.

— Marsha Warfield

Saving your virginity for someone special is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Virginity is not dignity its lack of opportunity

— Martin Kagecha

“Damn Alex and his resolve. If I died a virgin, I’d never forgive him.”

— Sarah Alderson

Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.

— Larry Wall

“You can be a virgin in horror the same as in sex.”

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

“ That's why I'm still a virgin, because it means something to me and I'm not going to toss my virginity at your charming…

— Karen Marie Moning

“The only thought that hit me was, I can’t die a virgin.”

— James Cox

There is a word we haven't used yet: virginity... To make a photograph, the plate must be virgin, but your eye as well.

— Edouard Boubat

“Yes, yes, I was a one-hundred-and-fifty-year-old virgin. “Lost”

— Milana Jacks

It's never been confirmed that Elizabeth I was a virgin. It's like the Virgin Mary - it's about branding, a logo. To use a…

— Helen Mirren