The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up. — Scott Adams Best way Copy Share Image
“Every other question has an answer to why. Only probability is inexplicable.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary. — Scott Adams Clothes Copy Share Image
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster. — Scott Adams Credit Copy Share Image
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. — Scott Adams Comic Copy Share Image
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had… — Scott Adams Age Copy Share Image
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to… — Scott Adams Abstract Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is… — Scott Adams Odds Copy Share Image
“Practicality rules our perceptions. To survive, our tiny brains need to tame the blizzard of delusion generator information that threatens to overwhelm… — Scott Adams Delusion Copy Share Image
You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is… — Scott Adams Food Copy Share Image
Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are… — Scott Adams Caring Copy Share Image
“An intentional “error” in the details of your message will attract criticism. The attention will make your message rise in importance—at least… — Scott Adams Attention Copy Share Image
“If you believe people use reason for the important decisions in life, you will go through life feeling confused and frustrated that… — Scott Adams Decision making Copy Share Image
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't… — Scott Adams Being Copy Share Image
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“simplicity is not proof of truth. But since we can never understand true reality, if two models both explain the same facts,… — Scott Adams Simplicity Copy Share Image
“If you are proven to be right a hundred times in a row, no amount of evidence will convince you that you… — Scott Adams Delusion Copy Share Image
“An insane person believes his world is consistent. If he believes the government is trying to kill him, he will see ample… — Scott Adams Insane person Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, most people believe that analogies are one of the best ways to persuade. That fact goes far in explaining why it… — Scott Adams Analogies Copy Share Image
Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms. Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically,… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we're screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven't noticed,… — Scott Adams Adults Copy Share Image
“You’ve seen for yourself that when a sad person enters a room, the mood in the room drops. And when you talk… — Scott Adams Calmness Copy Share Image
“Children are accustomed to a continual stream of criticisms and praise, but adults can go weeks without a compliment while enduring criticism… — Scott Adams Children Copy Share Image
To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred. — Scott Adams Analysis Copy Share Image
I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. — Scott Adams Dilbert Copy Share Image
Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games. — Scott Adams Animal Copy Share Image
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