The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh. — Scott Adams Delusion Copy Share Image
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. — Scott Adams Best way Copy Share Image
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. — Scott Adams Condescending Copy Share Image
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had… — Scott Adams Age Copy Share Image
Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero. — Scott Adams Approach Copy Share Image
In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Skeptics,” he said, “suffer from the skeptics’ disease— the problem of being right too often.” — Scott Adams Skeptics Copy Share Image
We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Awareness is about unlearning. It is the recognition that you don’t know as much as you thought you knew.” — Scott Adams Awareness Copy Share Image
“Free yourself from the shackles of an oppressive reality. What’s real to you is what you imagine and what you feel. If… — Scott Adams Free yourself Copy Share Image
“Beware of puns and other clever wordplay. The only people who appreciate puns are the people who can do them. It’s like… — Scott Adams Comedy Copy Share Image
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department.… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can't control… — Scott Adams Control Copy Share Image
The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in… — Scott Adams Chance Copy Share Image
“The elderly are spooky when they degenerate into reflections of their younger selves. They say things that make sense on some grammatical… — Scott Adams Elderly Copy Share Image
A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but… — Scott Adams Artist Copy Share Image
Highly intelligent and well-informed people disagree on every political issue. Therefore, intelligence and knowledge are useless for making decisions, because if any… — Scott Adams Advantage Copy Share Image
“I blame society for the sad state of adult fitness in the Western world. We’re raised to believe that giving of ourselves… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“This brings me to my system. I still have the diary I wrote when I graduated from Hartwick, in which I outlined… — Scott Adams Entrepreneurial Copy Share Image
If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Conversation is more than the sum of the words. It is also a way of signaling the importance of another person by… — Scott Adams Communication Copy Share Image
“It’s tempting to imagine happiness as a state of mind caused by whatever is happening in your life. By that way of… — Scott Adams Cold world Copy Share Image
One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to… — Scott Adams Blogs Copy Share Image
