“Insanity is always a reasonable diagnosis when you're dealing with writers and artists” — Scott Adams Art Copy Share Image
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent. — Scott Adams Decision Copy Share Image
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. — Scott Adams General public Copy Share Image
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. — Scott Adams Being stupid Copy Share Image
If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent. — Scott Adams Bad parent Copy Share Image
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“One of the most important tricks for maximizing your productivity involves matching your mental state to the task.” — Scott Adams Mental state Copy Share Image
“- I'm going to turn my attention to philanthropy. - Is that the study of people named Phil? - It's mostly about… — Scott Adams Capitalism Copy Share Image
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor. — Scott Adams Career Copy Share Image
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't… — Scott Adams Chance Copy Share Image
“When you identify as part of a group, your opinions tend to be biased toward the group consensus.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“PERSUASION TIP 9 Display confidence (either real or faked) to improve your persuasiveness. You have to believe yourself, or at least appear… — Scott Adams Confidence Copy Share Image
“People who do affirmations will have the sensation that they are causing the environment to conform to their will. This is an… — Scott Adams Affirmations Copy Share Image
Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved… — Scott Adams Ancestor Copy Share Image
“Unhappiness that is caused by too much success is a high-class problem. That’s the sort of unhappiness people work all of their… — Scott Adams Happiness Copy Share Image
Before 'Dilbert,' I tried to become a computer programmer. In the early days of computing, I bought this big, heavy, portable computer… — Scott Adams Computers Copy Share Image
I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens… — Scott Adams Amendment Copy Share Image
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. — Scott Adams Computer Copy Share Image
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser. — Scott Adams Communication Copy Share Image
“People are more influenced by the direction of things than the current state.” — Scott Adams Direction Copy Share Image
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. — Scott Adams Bloggers Copy Share Image
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. — Scott Adams Knowledge Copy Share Image
