Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams Art Copy Share Image
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams Art Copy Share Image
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. — Scott Adams Decline Copy Share Image
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy. — Scott Adams Exercise Copy Share Image
“Happiness has more to do with where you are heading than where you are.” — Scott Adams Happiness Copy Share Image
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky… — Scott Adams Administrators Copy Share Image
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. — Scott Adams Children Copy Share Image
“Humans are hardwired to reciprocate favors. If you want someone’s cooperation in the future, do something for that person today.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might… — Scott Adams Anniversary Copy Share Image
“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors. — Scott Adams Corporations Copy Share Image
“The things that you think about the most will irrationally rise in importance in your mind.” — Scott Adams Psychology Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Failure Copy Share Image
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On August 13, 2015, I predicted in my blog that Donald Trump had a 98 percent chance of winning the presidency based… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is… — Scott Adams Differences Copy Share Image
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is… — Scott Adams Day Copy Share Image
“The process of concentrating on the goal every day greatly increases the likelihood of noticing an opportunity in the environment. The coincidence… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks.… — Scott Adams Book Copy Share Image
The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“it is not belief to say God exists and then continue sinning and hoarding your wealth while innocent people die of starvation.… — Scott Adams Belief Copy Share Image
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. — Scott Adams Age Copy Share Image
“My failure taught me to seek opportunities in which I had an advantage.” — Scott Adams Advantage Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots.” — Scott Adams Dilbert Copy Share Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. — Scott Adams Business Copy Share Image
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“It could be said that the dishes used human beings in a symbiotic relationship, convincing us through their usefulness to make new… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Humans think they are rational, and they think they understand their reality. But they are wrong on both counts.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Humans will always think in terms of goals. Our brains are wired that way. But goals make sense only if you also… — Scott Adams Goals Copy Share Image
“Common sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.” — Scott Adams Common sense Copy Share Image
