“The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Comedians Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Arrogance Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adversity Copy Share Image
“Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Boredom Copy Share Image
“*Customer service* is seldom about the customer; it is usually about the seller’s chances of making more money from that customer in… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Customer Copy Share Image
“Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Although they pretended to be angry, and because that finally destroyed their guilt, some people were each secretly happy to discover that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adultery Copy Share Image
“If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aging Copy Share Image
“Thinking protects us against experiencing the overwhelming wonderfulness of life.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Life Copy Share Image
“Mindfulness makes a year feel like a decade, whereas mindlessness does the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Mindfulness is the extremely difficult art of leaving the past and the future alone.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Art Copy Share Image
“The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dark Copy Share Image
“He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people make it extremely difficult to continue believing that complaining is not one of the basic human needs.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Basic needs Copy Share Image
“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“To halve the number of asses that you’re required to kiss: double your dependency on yourself.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dependency Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Christianity Copy Share Image
“Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Affection Copy Share Image
“We, when invited to hang out with and by our friend, are often a Plan B, a Plan C, or even a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“With success comes the never-ending task of blocking or weeding out fake friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Menstruation annoys the most females who lack the desire to someday fall pregnant.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Childfree Copy Share Image
“In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Economist Copy Share Image
“Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Birth Copy Share Image
