“Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Materialism Copy Share Image
“Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“You cannot really be greatly turned on by something, and not be turned off by its opposite or absence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“Being boring is as likely as being interesting to make one impossible to forget.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Love Copy Share Image
“The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Boredom Copy Share Image
“To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“If human beings weren’t ‘dumbable’ enough to be made soldiers, war would be nothing but an exchange of swear words between a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Indoctrination Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Meditation is generally an alternation between the feeling of bliss and the witnessing of a thought having a problem with the having… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Happiness Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advice Copy Share Image
“Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Couples Copy Share Image
“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Acknowledgement Copy Share Image
“Looks sure can be deceiving: not every ‘ugly’ person is a ‘bad’ person (or is guilty of whatever it is that they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Accusation Copy Share Image
“A thing can be imperfect according to some standard, but not in itself.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Depression Copy Share Image
“To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A social critic is someone whose work revolves around where and how our successes are failing us.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to separate the art of living from the art of dying, because to be living is to be dying.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Art Copy Share Image
“Paying or having paid for something often makes it seem necessary; or better, more important, or more useful than it is.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Buying Copy Share Image
“The vast majority of people cannot possess something they value without being possessed by it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Capitalism Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Mindfulness is the difficult art of simply replacing thinking with experiencing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Art Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abstinence Copy Share Image
“A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Camera Copy Share Image
“We almost always only greet strangers when we need something from them (time, directions, etc.).” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Directions Copy Share Image
“Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abundance Copy Share Image
“A writer's pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Writer Copy Share Image
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Death Copy Share Image
“Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ambiguity Copy Share Image
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
