“What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter” — Josh Stern Brilliance Copy Share Image
“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials…I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Waiting for something to fall into your lap is a good way to get goosed” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?” — Josh Stern Humor Copy Share Image
“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET" ” — Josh Stern Horse Copy Share Image
“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." ” — Josh Stern Animal Copy Share Image
“I freely admit to enjoying the attentions Women lavish on me- Although it's usually when they're taking my order” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to… — josh stern Copy Share Image
“If we are expected to show a gentle compassion for humanity, shouldn't we all have a wash care label sewn into each… — Josh Stern Compassion Copy Share Image
“I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Karma can be an ill-timed mistress who always calls when your Mother-in-law is the first to answer the phone…. and it would… — Josh Stern Karma Copy Share Image
“To end any sort of conflict, environmentalists as a whole, should cut off their legs so they don't leave any kind of… — Josh Stern Environmentalists Copy Share Image
“I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields" ” — Josh Stern Beautiful women Copy Share Image
