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Well, what do you expect? The Comedian is dead.

— Alan Moore

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

— Colin Quinn

My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have a few…

— Maggi Hambling

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

— Ron Shock

There's nothing wrong with making people laugh. We all need to laugh. Sometimes I get all these laughs inside of me, and there's no…

— Charlotte Rae

“Because laughs never die away entirely,” said Jamie. “At least, if you believe in Marconi.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back…

— Johnny Vegas

It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that…

— Jim Norton

For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be…

— Tatiana Maslany

No matter what town we went to, if there was a comedian playing, I'd go watch.

— Michael Waltrip

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

— Gabriel Iglesias

The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.

— Greg Davies

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put…

— Bo Burnham

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you…

— Colin Quinn