I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way… — John Daly Copy Share Image
“Addiction is only a hopeless attempt to deal with the pain of living cutoff from who we really are.” — Dragos Bratasanu Copy Share Image
The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
Harton thought that if one squeezed humanity through a wine press, its essence would flow out as drops of policemen. — Georges Limbour Copy Share Image
“I'm prone to tangential digressions, but I've never regretted being remarkably inconsistent:it's led me to fascinating people and interesting stories.” — Natalie MacLean Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Don't you think it would be better to legalize victimless crimes like drugs & prostitution & divert the resources to more important… — Larry King Copy Share Image
A man in Australia has been fined after buckling a case of beer with a seatbelt, but leaving a 5 year-old child… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Stay away from those who would hang around you and drink and do drugs. Drugs are not the answer, because you have… — Ronnie Radke Copy Share Image
Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
There's a school of thought that says if you legalize drugs it will solve the problem. We're all good liberals, we said… — George Pelecanos Copy Share Image
“I will always be an addict even if you put the word ‘recovering’ in front of it. I will always have to work ten… — Emma Scott Copy Share Image
“In fact, the messages actually seemed to increase drug use. Kids aged twelve and a half to eighteen who saw the ads… — Jonah Berger Copy Share Image
You know, if you’re caught with an ounce of cocaine, the chances are good you’re going to go to jail. If it… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I was a hardworking junkie. Heroin doesn't affect your brain. It doesn't touch your thinking. It's purely physical. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time, the greatest enemy of man, is an addict who smokes the cigarette of life and uses God's soil as an ashtray. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When I get really hammered I take my clothes off. That's a sure sign. It's been a long time since the last… — Michael Stipe Copy Share Image
“In other words, that harmless Aleve or Advil is the pharmaceutical industry’s gateway drug,” — Steven R. Gundry Copy Share Image
“Pour your scotch on the rocks and drink your misery down. Go home and make love to her and picture me, picture… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Some people say,'Shah Rukh, you work so hard. Why don't you sit back with a glass of red wine or go out… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday. — Ali Copy Share Image
“Putting out crackers and cheese is reasonable when visitors show up with wine, but not when they arrive with cyanide.” — Nancy McWilliams Copy Share Image
You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere. — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And to all the hoes that was dissin' I pray to God that you see me. I'm on a yacht getting hella'… — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Instead, I quietly excused myself and went to the bar, to commune with spirits I know how to relate to. — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
This bread I break was once the oat, This wine upon a foreign tree Plunged in its fruit; Man in the day… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn't know the difference between Bordeaux… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I thought, 'I don't really drink that much.' But when you stop completely it is a shocker. You realise that a glass… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
I do not believe that the federal government should treat adults who choose to smoke marijuana as criminals. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
They say in order to get rid of a hangover you must drink, just like in order to get rid of a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
