“I used to think all drunks were idiots, but I don't anymore; I've changed my mind about idiots.” — Santiago Gomez Copy Share Image
“If there was ever such a thing as redemption, they would have to open a magnum of the stuff for Moist. No,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I’m sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana — Mike Gravel Copy Share Image
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You Americans have the loveliest wine in the world, you know, but you don't realize it. You call them domestic and that's… — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks. — Childish Gambino Copy Share Image
Music is like wine, it ages beautifully - and if you spend enough time you can just sit there and listen to… — Jim Root Copy Share Image
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
The U.S. has always been a contradiction. It's always been a deeply protectionist, institutional place, where you're not allowed to smoke, and… — Liam Gillick Copy Share Image
The discovery of a grey hair when you are brushing out your whiskers of a morning—first fallen flake of the coming snows… — Alexander Smith Copy Share Image
Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will start doing… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
. . . the solution is not to toss youthful offenders into jail or prisons. We long ago recognized alcoholism to be… — Tom McCall Copy Share Image
The wine world is so big. Yes, there are styles of wines I don't like. Orange wine, natural wines and low-alcohol wines.… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
“Smoke a bowl and you can do this for hours,” one of the guys says. “Just kidding. No drugs in the major… — Rafi Kohan Copy Share Image
It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even… — Aimee Mann Copy Share Image
Law enforcement in the United States, thanks largely to the war on drugs; routinely targets people of color often living in ghetto… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
I would start drinking something terrible if I were in a situation where I was surrounded by lies or quiet or secrets.… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
Slipcovers are great because they can be laundered after those all-too-frequent sippy cup and red wine incidents. — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for… — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
All dope can do for you is kill you... the long hard way. And it can kill the people you love right… — Billie Holiday Copy Share Image
“Wine is the nectar of the Gods, the spirit of the Earth, and the Devil the day after the night before.” — Dr Steven Bottomley Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
“As he drank more and more, he became inebriated, and began to fashion damaged human beings.” — Teju Cole Copy Share Image
Vaporizers are good for your lungs. Cigarette smoke will kill you. I never heard of anybody dying from marijuana smoke. Vaporizers I… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole… — Joel Stein Copy Share Image
I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
We don't want to come off as pro-smoking. Even though we didn't smoke real cigarettes at all, you want to be careful… — Martha Plimpton Copy Share Image
“I didn’t smoke often, and had never smoked before the apocalypse, but now I had more pressing health issues to worry about.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
Grateful to The Kerry Gaynor Method for saving my manager's life. He quit smoking thanks to their genius Method. — Steve Aoki Copy Share Image
After my time on 'The Bachelorette,' I launched my podcast called 'Off the Vine.' The premise is simple, my guests and I… — Kaitlyn Bristowe Copy Share Image
I don't eat bad stuff too much but I have my glass of wine as I am French and it would be… — Gilles Marini Copy Share Image
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. — Babe Ruth Copy Share Image
“I believe there is much happiness in people who are born where good wines are to be found.” — Leonarda da Vinc Copy Share Image
It was a wine jar when the molding began: as the wheel runs round why does it turn out a water pitcher? — Horace Copy Share Image
We all fall... so may I send you four blessings... Older Wine, Younger Lovers, Faster Cars, and a Slow Descent. — Drake Copy Share Image
Life is like wine, the longer you take to enjoy it the more chance you've got of tasting vinegar — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like the sacramental use of water and bread and wine, friendship takes what's common in human experience and turns it into something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
