Wine Quotes · Page 233

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off…

— Dave Attell

“What I love about wine is that it's open to anyone, no matter how they're dressed or what they look like. Wine…

— Evan Dawson

Marijuana does not cause brain damage. Our media does by creating fears, encouraging hate and then selling the remedy to the fears…

— Steven Machat

I acquired that drinker's face before I drank. Drink only confirmed it. The space for it existed in me.

— Marguerite Duras

Addiction is a tough illness, and recovery from it is a hard but noble path. Men and women who walk that path…

— Sheldon Whitehouse

We respect and support the example set by President José Mujica of Uruguay in proposing legislation that regulates the cannabis market

— Otto Perez Molina

“Smoking cigarettes is not doing any good to you. It’s just killing you. You don’t wanna die yet. Do you!?”

— Abhishek Kumar

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

— Tyler, The Creator

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s…

— CM Punk

Men talk glibly enough about moonshine, as if they knew its qualities very well, and despised them; as owls might talk of…

— Henry David Thoreau

When you consider how many millions of workdays begin with hangovers great and small, it is mildly ­surprising to find how few…

— Christopher Hitchens

My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until…

— Stephen King

What fools we are, eh? What fools, sitting here in the sun, singing. And of love, too! I am too old for…

— Gerald Durrell

How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young,…

— Harry J. Anslinger

Never despise a drink because it is easy to make and/or uses commercial mixes. Unquestioning devotion to authenticity is, in any department…

— Kingsley Amis

You know what? I’m sure drug dealers on the street, in some way, they are making money. That’s what I equate it…

— Tom Cruise

a poem is like a wine glass in which you can hold up a little bit of reality and taste it.

— Gwen Harwood

“It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesn’t mean you should go out and become a…

— Noelle Blakely

Days off are few and far between in the restaurant business. But on an hour off, I like to have a glass…

— Geoffrey Zakarian

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?

— Bob Saget

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face…

— Charlie Sheen

[A]ny desired additional nicotine 'kick' could be easily obtained through pH regulation.

— R. J. Reynolds

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

— Robert Benchley

“Using excuses for the predicament you're in and minimizing your situation, whether it is drug or alcohol use, is a sure sign…

— Alexandra Sobetsky

“The very prospect of beer which my expected coming had opened to him had proved too much, and he had begun too…

— Bram Stoker

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

— Jason Flemyng

My big love is red wine and I once went to a vineyard in the Marlborough region of New Zealand, where we…

— Mark Bonnar

You will always be the bread and the knife, not to mention the crystal goblet and—somehow—the wine.

— Billy Collins

“Was he confused? Drunk? Took too many balls to the face? And dear sweet Mary mother of baby Jesus, that was a…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around.

— Larry Brown

I forget the name of the place; I forget the name of the girl; but the wine was Chambertin.

— Hilaire Belloc

“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.”

— Jim Butcher

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

— Pat Paulsen

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on…

— Mignon McLaughlin

I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I've never had hard liquor, I've never had a whiskey drink in my life. I…

— Zoya Akhtar

Upgrade your addictions to the status of preferences. Here's the distinction between an addiction and a preference:

— Ken Keyes Jr

“Larry and the pilot stood to one side, smoking, sharing that camaraderie of all people who are determined to blacken their lungs.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“But he hated to be sober. It made him conscious of the people around him, of that air of struggle, of greedy…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is good but what about having a hot friend on…

— Unk