A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love for water, but should we not pity… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I basically gave up drinking. Personally, I thought I was drinking too much and, over the long run, it caught up with… — Robert Parish Copy Share Image
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
“It's too warm for red wine; now I mix gin and tonics instead. I find they make the ordinary sensation of living… — Sara Baume Copy Share Image
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva Copy Share Image
Now I got my feet up cause I'm on top and niggas hoping that I stop but I'm just smoking, living life… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Well, while I'm here I'll do the work — and what's the work? To ease the pain of living. Everything else, drunken dumbshow. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
A whole lot of getting ready for a show is just drinking your yerba mate. The Red Bull is for after. — Benson Boone Copy Share Image
The underlying motivation that drives all addiction is our insistence on avoiding pain. However, the pain you are avoiding is based in… — Leonard Jacobson Copy Share Image
I think I was a pretty energetic kid. Well, I was energetic until about my mid-20s when I discovered alcohol. That's not… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
“No other drug can compete with cannabis for its ability to satisfy the innate yearnings for Archaic boundary dissolution and yet leave… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Sometimes, after I'd gone at the coke like one of those snow plows moving up First Avenue, I'd think my heart was… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Vin brule is a version of mulled wine enjoyed in Piemonte, in northwestern Italy. It's a perfect choice for holiday entertaining because… — Lidia Bastianich Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
The idea for me came when I was watching a 60 Minutes segment about resveratrol, the chemical in red wine that lets… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Now let you and me buy wine today! Why say we have not the price? My horse spotted with five flowers, My… — Li Bai Copy Share Image
[ ] I am under the influence. [ ] I am above the influence. [x] I am the f***ing influence!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And now it goes as it goes and where it ends is Fate. And neither by singeing flesh nor tipping cups of… — Aeschylus Copy Share Image
I did smoke a joint and I did inhale. The bottom line is that's what it was in the '70s, that's what… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I think for the rest of the day I'll turn to my comfort/coping mechanisms...red wine and online shopping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know how it is, boss; you’re out on the town with a few friends, drinking it up; you’re young, you've got… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the bottle! In infancy, the milk bottle; in our prime, the wine bottle; in our dotage, the pill bottle. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
“Drink my friends. You can never drink too much alcohol when you have drunk too much sorrow.” - Peter Kotara.” — Ray Anyasi Copy Share Image
We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer tasting… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drug smugglers often use juveniles to carry their shipments into the U.S. because they know the juveniles will not be prosecuted if… — Timothy Murphy Copy Share Image
That old berk," muttered Aberforth, taking another swig of mead. "Thought the sun shone out of my brother's every orifice, he did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“I wanted it the way an alcoholic must want booze: badly enough to shove aside the hard knowledge that this was a… — Tana French Copy Share Image
I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
You're not honey. Your'e wine. You're the deepest, darkest shadow under a tree on a blazing day. You're strong and hard, coursing… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“A basic Anglo/American misunderstanding: we think we are being generous filling the glass with alcohol, they think we are mean not filling… — Shirley Billing Copy Share Image
Everyone can commit to 20 minutes, especially if there's a glass of Chardonnay afterwards. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I don't like nouvelle cuisine, too small bits. I like to have a nice wine, nice pasta, tomatoes. — Luca Cordero di Montezemolo Copy Share Image
If your doctor does not think it good for you to sleep, to drink wine, or to eat of a particular dish,… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
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