“Those letters under the door A new life The war at a distance and my drinking glass that smokes A brightness crowns… — Paul Dermée Copy Share Image
Be temperate in your drinking, remembering that too much wine cannot keep either a secret or a promise. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
I only get ill when I give up drugs... I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death. — Harry J. Anslinger Copy Share Image
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Being mad at a drug addict for doing what drug addicts do, is like being mad at a shark for doing what… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
Give me a bowl of wine. I have not that alacrity of spirit Nor cheer of mind that I was wont to… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
The goal in tasting wine is not to "find" the same aromas and flavors some other taster is describing. If you hone… — Marvin Shanken Copy Share Image
I thought cocaine was a fantastic drug. A wonder drug, like everybody else. It gave you [an] energy burst. You could stay… — George Jung Copy Share Image
“After an earthquake in China, the generous tobacco companies stepped in to pay for the rebuilding of the area’s schools. However, there… — Jack Goldstein Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“A good idea is to do advance research on the Internet, since an increasing number of restaurants now post their wine lists… — Natalie MacLean Copy Share Image
I'm one of those guys who will drink to, uh, kind of celebrate. I don't drink too much when I'm down or… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
I try to have little or no alcohol when I go to a big conference. Sorry to be a party pooper, but… — Timothy Morton Copy Share Image
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of James Dean, that got me started. Nowadays I smoke four packs in a day. — Ville Valo Copy Share Image
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
“Vodka was a liquid cultural yardstick, an eighty-proof vehicle of escape from the socialist daily grind.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A mi seh no bush weed, no bush weed noo. Wizzla a light fi bun fi mi draw. Mi know you cya… — Tarrus Riley Copy Share Image
“Wheelchairs won’t kill you. And cigarettes won’t paralyze you. Stick a wheelchair in your mouth and smoke it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
I used to like to go out when I was younger; I would go out and have a few beers then go… — Gerwyn Price Copy Share Image
The emotion at the point of technical breakthrough is better than wine, women and song put together. — Richard Hamming Copy Share Image
Every other day there's something - I'm dealing drugs, I'm starving people. I have never done a drug in my life. — Rachel Zoe Copy Share Image
“Snobbery is with certain people analogous to those beverages in which the agreeable is mixed with the beneficial.” — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
The current prohibition laws are forcing drug disputes to be played out with guns in our streets. We need to put a… — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rehab’s not a well-paying profession. But there's more than money, sometimes the soul needs edification.” — Marata Eros Copy Share Image
“You looked ridiculous walking around the city carrying an empty wineglass. I don't care to be associated with a drunk. Particularly one… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
ALCOHOL? What is that? Sorry, that's not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskeypedia! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
No empire intoxicated with the red wine of power and the plunder of weaker races has yet lived long in this world. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
The Government's enthusiasm for 24 hour drinking puzzles me... We want people to be responsible, yet we urge them to drink. — Frank Dobson Copy Share Image
“The harp player had just fallen off the stage and cracked his head on an Italian tourist’s pint. There was a big… — Pete McCarthy Copy Share Image
I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington Copy Share Image
I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I always think of my sins when I weed. They grow apace in the same way and are harder still to get… — Helena Rutherfurd Ely Copy Share Image
I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of… — Bam Margera Copy Share Image