The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
One of Satan's sharpest tools is alcohol, for it blinds and deafens, numbs and manacles, impoverishes and maims, and kills unfortunate victims. — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
I drink sherry and wine by myself because I like it and I get the sensuous feeling of indulgence...luxury, bliss, erotic-tinged. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
Another California study counted 30,000 substance abusers who are pregnant are White woman. So, The Wire paints the picture of drug addiction,… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
“But the statue attracted a middle-aged, brown-haired, overweight White guy. Clearly drunk, he climbed onto the tiny stage and started fondling Buddha… — Ibram X. Kendi Copy Share Image
But above everything, drink wines with love. They are like women - different, mysterious, fickle. And each wine has to be taken… — Luigi Veronelli Copy Share Image
Come boy, and pour for me a cup Of old Falernian. Fill it up With wine, strong, sparkling, bright, and clear; Our… — Horace Copy Share Image
I think everybody should have the choice [with drugs] the same as helmets. You should be able to say whether you want… — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
The US no longer does decisions. It can neither stop the drug traffic nor legalize it. It can neither win wars nor… — Fred Reed Copy Share Image
“Wine came from grapes and grapes were fruit. If you were going to judge every wine connoisseur, you would also have to… — Eric Dimbleby Copy Share Image
“If someone has had a drink in the past month, he or she is considered a current drinker. For current drinkers there… — Jean Kinney Copy Share Image
Drugs had shown me little bits here and there-they had rolled across the carpet once or twice, but I had been able… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
As one California winemaker said, "We release no wine before the bank tells us that its ready." — Kevin Zraly Copy Share Image
People smoke and drink for few days & get addicted. . . . But Look at me... . . . .I am… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“If you press grapes, wine will pour out; if you crush roses, perfume will pour out; if you afflict the talented, genius… — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
Well me nuh inna drugs and me's not much of a drinka. Foolish man drink fi drunk yah. Find me in a… — Tarrus Riley Copy Share Image
I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
Crowded and my whip is partly cloudy cause we smoking strong. Who say you can smoke them joints? Probably cause you rolled… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“Research does reveal a genetic disposition to substance abuse, but those who believe their addiction is a disease show less of an… — J.D. Vance Copy Share Image
I don't like to play anywhere with a banner for Carlsberg or vodka or whatever. I'm not a drinker myself, and I… — Ian Brown Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk. I knew a brother drowned himself in wine once. It was a… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
You drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think,… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering… — Carl Friedrich Gauss Copy Share Image
I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me?… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
Nobody would ever convince me that the bronchitis and pneumonia were caused by cigarettes. — Barbara Warren Copy Share Image
It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it. — Francoise Sagan Copy Share Image
There is not the hundredth part of the wine consumed in this kingdom that there ought to be. Our foggy climate wants… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Music is the most abstract of the arts and also the most physical…music is under two signs, the stars and the wine — Edgard Varese Copy Share Image
“I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, 'Oh I wish… — Arthur Mathews Copy Share Image
I love a glass of champagne. It can make even the most average Monday seem like a Saturday night. I always say… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
“So far, 109 companies are vying for at least 40 medical marijuana business licenses in Clark County.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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