Front if you want, I puff a few blunts and take a cruise in a Porsche wit the trunk in the front. — Jadakiss Copy Share Image
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Miracle woman ... Your mouth is wine, and all your tender flesh An easeful meadow for my weariness. — Donald Evans Copy Share Image
Some call it tampee. Some call it the weed. Some call it Marijuana. Some of them call it Ganja. — Peter Tosh Copy Share Image
Los Angeles residents are going to vote on a tax on anything sold in a medical marijuana dispensary. If the measure passes… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There was always, along the way in my career, as more and more I made marijuana a part of my act and… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“On the other hand, for just as long, others have warned about its dangers. "Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness," wrote Seneca… — Charles River Editors Copy Share Image
“And then there’s physical dependence. As defined in medical terms, physical dependence is manifested when a person stops taking a substance and,… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
From the outside, people think it's drug-related. But wherever you come from, people are driven by a sense of belonging. What I… — Ashley Walters Copy Share Image
People tend to link "sex and drugs" because both are condemned by society. Nevertheless, throughout the ages human beings have continually searched… — Rick Doblin Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer… — Sherwood Boehlert Copy Share Image
“Detroit, for example, a new police commissioner took over in 1971 and began implementing a more Nixonian approach to illicit drugs. Chief… — Radley Balko Copy Share Image
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends? — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“He lifted a glass. Ragnor and Catarina did not join him, but Magnus was happy to make the toast on his own.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart. — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
If it be true that good wine needs no bush, 'tis true that a good play needs no epilogue. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
“don’t tell me not to drink. not to smoke. not to grieve. if i speak of these things it’s because i have… — julio alexi genao Copy Share Image
The advantage we have as Americans is that we can be fair; we tend to be more open-minded about different styles of… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
“But who could agree with someone who was so certain you were going to be sober the day after tomorrow?” — Malcolm Lowry Copy Share Image
“Invite Douglas Venture,” he said. “He’s kind of a friend, but he can’t hold his liquor. You can count on him making… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.” — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“The first miracle Jesus performed was instant winemaking. No wonder people loved Him! He probably received a bunch of wedding invitations after… — Dillon Burroughs Copy Share Image
'You ain't got any tobacco,' he said scornfully to Bunyip Bluegum. 'I can see that at a glance. You're one of the… — Norman Lindsay Copy Share Image
Nothing on earth in fiction is less interesting than characters under the influence of alcohol. — John L'Heureux Copy Share Image
When friends started smoking at 16 or drinking at 18, I made myself not follow. No lads' holidays, all that stuff. — George Groves Copy Share Image
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
Time. I'm so fed up with these stupid 'alcoholic' jokes being aimed toward me by the people I care about most...I need… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never economize on the small luxuries of life. Drinking fine wine and eating chocolate won't solve your problems - but they won't… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
“why do I want to appear to be drinking more than I am?' 'Make it a habit. Men in their cups are… — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
“Okay, is there something unusual on my face?" "Just the usual," he says to his wine glass. "Eyes, mouth, nose, confusion.” — Eva Morgan Copy Share Image
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
