Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a… — Angelo Pellegrini Copy Share Image
Doing kush ups man cause the weed too strong. I'm a G plus one, what's that? Muthafucka that's gone. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
“Turn off your phone, asshole! Some of us have hangovers! Taegan yelled from her bedroom.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
...what I did was experiment with a little marijuana like a lot of other people and walked away... — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wine is for sharing. What's the fun of swirling, swishing, sloshing and yakking if my friends can't join in? — Jennifer Rosen Copy Share Image
“Addiction is a bargain with the cosmos: only stay time, and I'll remain in this holding pattern, too. The uncrossable gap between… — Ann Marlowe Copy Share Image
It seemed that the problem of Americans overdosing and dying from drug addiction was being described as bad people, particularly kids, who… — Perri Peltz Copy Share Image
Let's face it, who among us wouldn't take a pill or potion that would make us better at our job? Goodness knows,… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
Wine writers have been around for almost as long as there has been wine, but in the past, generally speaking, most wine… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
I always say I stumbled on the information about the poison in Hinkley's drinking water because I was sort of stumbling about… — Erin Brockovich Copy Share Image
“[Alcohol] not only replaces positive actions which would address the root causes of our despondency – it prevents them, as more energy… — Crimethinc Copy Share Image
I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
Marijuana gives rise to insanity -- not in its users but in the policies directed against it. A nation that sentences the… — Eric Schlosser Copy Share Image
For far too many people, the stigma around addiction prevents them from stepping forward for help. — Vivek Murthy Copy Share Image
They [letters] are my friends Some people look at bottles of wine, or whatever - girls' bottoms - I get kicks out… — Erik Spiekermann Copy Share Image
Cosmo glasses have a heavy bottom to it that makes it easy to hold and carry around, but also is a nice… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“But from now on let's try to be careful when we're around people I know. You won't sketch them and I won't… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In biblical times, I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling pucks at my head. — Gilles Gratton Copy Share Image
Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
Thank God for women and wine! The world wouldn't be as lovely, and some of us not so lucky if it weren't… — Slh Copy Share Image
I'll be high, I'll be somewhere where them ounces be. California kush, New York smoking sour D. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“A winetaster carries his tasting equipment with him wherever he goes, but it is at home that it is most finely tuned.” — Emile Peynaud Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
Glogg is a Scandinavian mulled wine, sweetened with honey, almonds, raisins and spices. Its name suits its purpose so beautifully. — Susie Dent Copy Share Image
Comedy, I imagine, is harder to do consistently than tragedy, but I like it spiced in the wine of sadness. — Bernard Malamud Copy Share Image
“Youth is as easily wasted as a fine wine consumed by a drunken man. There is no poetry in aging, and Javert… — Kelsey Brickl Copy Share Image
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. — Daisy Fuentes Copy Share Image
And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods. — Jules Laforgue Copy Share Image
“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm calling for a cultural change in how we think about addiction. For far too long people have thought about addiction as… — Vivek Murthy Copy Share Image
Friendship, "the wine of life," should, like a well-stocked cellar, be continually renewed. — James Boswell Copy Share Image
Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
now I bring full-flavoured wine out of a barrel found Where seven Ephesian topers slept and never knew When Alexander's empire passed,… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
“And the cheap wine you drink in a backwater tavern is not the kind that you serve at your own table, given… — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
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