I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra Copy Share Image
To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it's a plant, not a reason for living.… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
A staggering 63 percent of Americans say that addiction to alcohol or other drugs has had an impact on them at some… — Patrick J. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I read an article the other day that said, if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank god I only… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Quality wine, Scotch, and coffee had been the three irreplaceable commodities after the death of Old Earth.” — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
I generally have one or two drinks. I hang out in the dressing room, and it's not always the most attractive place… — Martina Sorbara Copy Share Image
Sometimes people say, do you want a drink? And I say, oh, I'd like to, but I'm a tragic alcoholic. I always… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are willing to drink, snort,… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Men spend their lives in anticipations,—in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
As cities get more dense, you have people saying, "Why would you have an urban farm when you could have affordable housing… — Novella Carpenter Copy Share Image
“Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
The best advice I can give people when they buy Burgundy, which is a bit of a roulette game, is to look… — Daniel Johnnes Copy Share Image
“As the story goes, the cardinals began to regret their decision the very night of Pope Urban VI's coronation. During the celebratory… — Charles River Editors Copy Share Image
“Gin is really nothing more than a flavored vodka whose predominant flavor is juniper, so gin drinkers who say they won’t drink… — Amy Stewart Copy Share Image
“Remember my friend, uncontrolled alcohol, uncontrolled casual sex and mindless indoctrination are not signs of progress, they are signs of drowning into… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Wine is a turne-coate (first a friend, then an enemy). [Wine is a turncoat, first a friend, then an enemy.] — George Herbert Copy Share Image
“...after rare beef and wine, when the lobes turn red, was the time to ask favours or tell bad news.” — M.F.K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“...because in one sense the drinker learns wisdom, in the words of Goethe or Blake or whichever it was "The pathway to… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“The church is God saying: “I’m throwing a banquet, and all these mismatched, messed-up people are invited. Here, have some wine.” — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
“When Allah created me, he knew that I would drink a lot of wine. So if I didn't, the omniscience of Allah… — Omar Khayyám Copy Share Image
I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I smoke to get rid of the pain, to forget where my life went wrong. Then I wake to find nothing has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I used to think a drug addict was someone who lived on the far edges of society. Wild-eyed, shaven-headed and living in… — Cathryn Kemp Copy Share Image
Just to escape from stress I smoke some weed, gettin' high to the point when I'm not able to speak. — Jay Rock Copy Share Image
Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves. — MacDonald Harris Copy Share Image
Leave a joint on the table smoke, I dont drink syrup I'm not maple, no your not able to hate on me,… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
If the soup had been as warm as the wine; if the wine had been as old as the turkey; and if… — Duncan Hines Copy Share Image
The wine of youth does not always clear with advancing years; sometimes it grows turbid. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Balling super hard, smoking 'til I overdose. Hardly ever sober, bitch we party 'til it's over. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
There are some pretty darn good bottles of wine for $50. I think I can tell that from a bottle of wine… — Joe Maddon Copy Share Image
There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It takes a great deal of labor and love to make ice wine. When you have it with dessert, you miss the… — Alpana Singh Copy Share Image
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