I like red wine because it's more sophisticated, more complex and mature. It's a bit like me, no longer young but not… — Mick Hucknall Copy Share Image
When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,… — Mark Knopfler Copy Share Image
Not like I need an excuse to enjoy a Moscow mule, but this tray and six-mug set, handmade in Mexico with hammered… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Out in Amsterdam, Wiz is smoking overseas I'm gon' hit this bong for anyone who smoke trees! — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I'm not big on the Beavers right now, I know David Pollack is big on the Beavers, he's sipping that Beaver juice. — Desmond Howard Copy Share Image
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them… — Marvin Shanken Copy Share Image
“People pooh-pooh Bud. It’s an extremely well-made beer. It’s clean, it’s refreshing. If you’re mowing the lawn and you come in and… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“I hope I don't write TOO many books! When I look at authors who have written too many books, I wonder to… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
The time will come when, with elation you will greet yourself arriving at your own door, in your own mirror and each… — Derek Walcott Copy Share Image
And none of these people, not one of them, had loved any of the others well enough. Failures, he thought, we're all… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I...… — Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw Copy Share Image
A great wine served in fine glassware is beautiful. But it is also seductive and full of strange promise and perhaps the… — Dave Chambers Copy Share Image
With respect to drugs, you know, there are a lot of organizations, including an enormous budget and an army at the federal… — Burke Marshall Copy Share Image
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
I dont care if my family thinks I have a drinking problem. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Then one day this guy, Whispers DiTullio, came over to my table at the Bocce Club and bought me a glass of… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
Even if you've gone easy on the vermouth, there are still serious downsides to alcohol consumption, including but not limited to the… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
“I wanted to sit there forever, drinking in bitter satisfaction, using someone else as a license. In the years that followed, I… — Pete Hamill Copy Share Image
Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover. — Mikhail Varshavski Copy Share Image
Rest assured your drunken comments at the office holiday party can't be any more awkward than your sober comments in meetings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let first the onion flourish there, Rose among roots, the maiden-fair, Wine-scented and poetic soul Of the capacious salad bowl. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
By the bye, as I must leave off being young, I find many douceurs in being a sort of chaperon , for… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Blood of Christ covers me, our savior and healer. Drug prices up or down, I know a few dealers and some accident… — Nas Copy Share Image
When we finally decide that drug prohibition has been no more successful than alcohol prohibition, the drug dealers will disappear. — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
“licorice is used with some frequency in dark beers to increase head, as a coloring agent, and to sweeten the end product… — Stephen Harrod Buhner Copy Share Image
My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming… — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
Addicts sometimes have a penchant for becoming the center of attention at other people's celebrations. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
To claim that wines should not be changed is a heresy; the palate becomes saturated and after the third glass the best… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
A real friend knows when to listen, when to stop listening, when to talk, when to stop talking, when to pour wine,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking isn't necessarily the same as wanting to die. But you can't drink without thinking you're killing yourself. — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
Real slow hits from the bong... Make me feel like Cheech, And I'm kickin' it with Chong. — B-Real Copy Share Image
“Well, if you’re a real alcoholic, then where are you stashing it? That's what real alcoholics do, right? Hide bottles?” — Christa Allan Copy Share Image
I want people to know their palate is a snowflake. We all like different things. Why should we all have the same… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
“In fact, porn can literally kill you. Since 2000, there have been at least 34 drug-related deaths among performers...” — Shelley Lubben Copy Share Image
“My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
Smoke like a chimney, work like a horse, eat without thinking, go for a walk only in really pleasant company. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
