With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
They say "Wine is Satan's falcon,"; apparently he uses it in hunting men! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
To happy convents, bosomed deep in vines, Where slumber abbots, purple as their wines. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
“I don’t know about you, but I think nine out of ten college guys would agree: More cold beer in the same… — Thomas Kelley Copy Share Image
I was fairly poor but most of my money went for wine and classical music. I loved to mix the two together. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“If you’re looking to get drunk and laid on your first night here, you have to be more careful to make it… — Roxanne Kade Copy Share Image
In a Ramada Inn near the grapevine, they stop to rest for the night. Traveling down south, looking for good times. Visiting… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that… — Brad Delson Copy Share Image
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
In the back of my mind for many years, I had always felt that my relationship with alcohol, although seemingly harmless was… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
I was a hardworking junkie. Heroin doesn't affect your brain. It doesn't touch your thinking. It's purely physical. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Legalizing marijuana would make a lot of sense, I don't think there's a single case of marijuana overdose on record and tens… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
“Nick relaxed as he and Jordan settled into the last two open chairs at the bar. This kind of wine tasting was… — Julie James Copy Share Image
A poet once said, "The whole universe is in a glass of wine." We will probably never know in what sense he… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
Look, we understood we couldn't make it illegal to be young or poor or black in the United States, but we could… — John Ehrlichman Copy Share Image
If you say, "Would there were no wine" because of the drunkards, then you must say, going on by degrees, "Would there… — Saint John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
I have a job that requires me to get dressed up more often than if I were in another line of work,… — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
“The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
Wine is a chemical symphony. and The Aesthetic differentiation of Chesapeake Bay oysters and Olympia oysters occurs only after we can really… — Maynard Amerine Copy Share Image
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My training was never to drink after dinner nor before I wrote nor while I was writing. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Men are like fine wines - the older they get, the better they get. — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk. — Mooji Copy Share Image
She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
