I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
After we put my son to bed, my husband and I curl up and watch a movie or TV. That's when I… — Kara Goucher Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne. — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic... — Gouravchauhan777 Copy Share Image
The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“At the corner store they invaded a hot dog stand and drank pina colada to sober up. It did no good.” — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“Drinking doesn’t make problems go away. Just because you can’t remember them doesn’t mean they’re not there.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“While Shilah was busy tearing into his meal Hokee decided on a St. Magdalene single malt neat and sat down to enjoy… — Clark Viehweg Copy Share Image
Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you… — Nicolae Ceausescu Copy Share Image
Taking drugs on a recreation level is one thing. But taking them while you're working on a stage is, I don't think… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
I have family members who literally struggle with crack addiction, and I've seen how destructive that's been, not only for their relationships… — Rosario Dawson Copy Share Image
I yell and scream like they do. I'm the worst of them. Totally. I'm a nightmare. Once they gave me the passport… — John Kirwan Copy Share Image
“Psychological research and social surveys consistently find that people around the world continue to derive most of their pleasure from having sex,… — Paul Martin Copy Share Image
This disease of addiction has touched not just me but millions of Americans out there. Me being in the spotlight, I want… — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
Witches didn't need blood to survive, but humans didn't need wine, either. — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Well, maybe just a half a drink more. Put some records on while I pour. — Matt Belsante Copy Share Image
This is a revolution of the mind, get your mind together and get away from drugs. — James Brown Copy Share Image
It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
Take Texas the way Texas takes bourbon. Straight. It goes down easier. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
“I needed a large glass of chardonnay and a larger dose of Cary Grant.” — Tracy Kiely Copy Share Image
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“Vitaly owns half a carton of Lucky Strikes, an electric guitar, and a hangover” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Weed solved the puzzle...my life makes perfect sense when I'm high! — Jeanna Migliore Copy Share Image
