I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces. — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
Music is like wine, it ages beautifully - and if you spend enough time you can just sit there and listen to… — Jim Root Copy Share Image
One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything… — A. J. P. Taylor Copy Share Image
“hope they remember that when they get older. When they count up the things I did and didn’t do. I never gave… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
At the punch-bowl's brink, let the thirsty think, what they say in Japan: first the man takes a drink, then the drink… — Edward Rowland Sill Copy Share Image
Like the sacramental use of water and bread and wine, friendship takes what's common in human experience and turns it into something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Life is like wine, the longer you take to enjoy it the more chance you've got of tasting vinegar — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all fall... so may I send you four blessings... Older Wine, Younger Lovers, Faster Cars, and a Slow Descent. — Drake Copy Share Image
“We were none of us particularly drunk. But then again, none of us were particularly sober either. Our exact positioning between these… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Cognitive states of mind are seldom addictive, since they depend upon exploration of the world, and the individual encounter with the individual… — Roger Scruton Copy Share Image
Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
It's nearly impossible to believe just how provincial the wine world was in 1978, the year I launched my journal, 'The Wine… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
It's sweeping through our society faster than crack. [Except] with crack you could say, 'These people over here are doing it, adn… — Gary Murray Copy Share Image
Whenever a taboo is broken, something good happens, something vitalizing. Taboos after all are only hangovers, the product of diseased minds, you… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Babe, you’ve destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy’s nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Weed is a plant, it grows in the ground, if god didnt make it, it wouldnt be around, so to all of… — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The drunkard forfeits man and doth divest All wordly right, save what he hath by beast. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
We are all mortal till the first kiss and the second glass of wine. — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
“No thing more excellent nor more valuable than wine was ever granted mankind by God.” — Plato Copy Share Image
“A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young and believing” — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Drink often drives a man to misfortune and misfortune often drives a man to drink. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“I let Eli blow so much smoke up my skirt I'm surprised I don't have ass cancer.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
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