Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine? — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker Copy Share Image
“If I asked, would you tell me?” “I don’t know.” “Do I want to know?” “No. You don’t. … Fuck, I’m drunk.” — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
Burgundy was the winiest wine, the central, essential, and typical wine, the soul and greatest common measure of all the kindly wines… — Charles Edward Montague Copy Share Image
I always think, after the second glass of wine, you should be putting something in your stomach. — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“And he took another swallow of the brandy, shaking his great fair head like a man who looks forward to the worst.” — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
“Music. Wine. A cigar. The small luxuries of life are how we survive what the mind can’t fathom.” — Mark T. Sullivan Copy Share Image
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. — Francis Chichester Copy Share Image
Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
When you start fooling around with drugs, you're hurting your creativity, you're hurting your health. Drugs are death, in one form or… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
“We would be attending the conference under false pretenses and dealing, from the start, with a crowd that was convened for the… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Nicotine is a highly addictive substance, and is present in most e-cigarettes. E-cigarettes also contain cancer-causing nitrosamines and diethylene glycol, a toxic… — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
I do my best to look at the bigger picture and not sweat the small stuff. I make it a point to… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
Rush like a river from the highest mountain, drink from the fountain and stop your counting. What kind of wine does he… — Trevor Hall Copy Share Image
Theres a constant struggle going on about how much will be illegal and how much you will be free to take. Can… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Heavy smokers and drinkers do not alter their habits, they simply spend more of their income on the taxes punishing their bad… — Andrew Heaton Copy Share Image
If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal. — Chloe Madeley Copy Share Image
I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Or rather, he stood at a slight tilt induced by the wine, a sort of 12:02.” — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
“Shaw also said, alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” — A.J. Finn Copy Share Image
Twas Noah who first planted the vine And mended his morals by drinking its wine. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Beauty intoxicates the eye, as wine does the body; both are morally fatal if indulged. — John Godfrey Saxe Copy Share Image
There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one. — Raul Julia Copy Share Image
I tried marijuana once or twice in England, but didn't like it. I didn't inhale. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
You can't expect law enforcement to provide the solution to the drug problem. — Bill McCollum Copy Share Image
