My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine - everybody drinks water. — Marilyn French Copy Share Image
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
My training was never to drink after dinner nor before I wrote nor while I was writing. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Hate when people say and do shit while they are drunk, and want to really blame the alcohol... no bitch your grown… — Naishalova Copy Share Image
San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.' — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
All four elements were happening in equal measure - the cuisine, the wine, the service, and the overall ambience. It taught me… — Charlie Trotter Copy Share Image
Last week, I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it. — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
“You have crushed the grapes against your palate. Nothing has been hidden from you. And it has all been to you no… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month,… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
“They're bored with their boring husbands who are workaholics like my dad. They're bored with their boring lives, sick of us kids… — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
“I don’t look stoned?” My heart began to pound. The classic aim of a pothead is always to look perfectly straight—and if… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
You may have noticed that society is rapidly going downhill. Inflation, lack of fuel and even war cast deep shadows over the… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe how drunk I used to be. And hungover. Constantly one or the other. An awful cycle of escape, despair,… — Erika Carter Copy Share Image
I've always been outspoken about the fact that I have no care for material things. I'm not going to post a picture… — Kip Moore Copy Share Image
The same Jesus Who turned water into wine can transform your home, your life, your family, and your future. He is still… — Adrian Rogers Copy Share Image
“On Atheism – If people continue to think of atheism as a kind of religion, then I demand all the perks that… — Marsha Hinds Copy Share Image
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like fine wines - the older they get, the better they get. — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk. — Mooji Copy Share Image
She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that. — Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis Copy Share Image
