My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“I'd much rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.” — Carrie Bradshaw Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a real low profile guy. So a date night for me is kind of curled up at home and watching something...… — Vincent Piazza Copy Share Image
“The minivan sounded like Sasquatch singing Ninety-Nine Bottles of beer on the wall after drinking ninety-nine bottles of beer- not pretty.” — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
To have 95% of the ingredients sourced, food and wine, within 100 miles radius, that's a dream come true for any chef. — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
“users, on average, grew enough marijuana to roll 54 to 90 cigarettes a day, far beyond what they needed for” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never drink wine. There's only one wine I like, but I forget what it's called. It tastes like Sprite. — Rob Gronkowski Copy Share Image
If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
“Most ridiculous of all was the condition of one old fellow, who had found a calabash containing palm wine, and, eagerly drinking… — Johann David Wyss Copy Share Image
I think alcohol is a good drug for me when I'm writing. I don't think I've ever had a problem with it.… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
“So you’re telling me that intoxicated cowboy is my best hope of getting to Paint River Ranch tonight?” The bartender gave a… — Elizabeth Otto Copy Share Image
I like drinking wine. Since I travel a lot in the league, I like to sit down with my wife and have… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy… — Ace Frehley Copy Share Image
I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug dealing - I was terrible at it.… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
“Can I get you a drink?” “Sure. I’ll have a gimlet.” She turned to the bartender. “About a quarter more soda than… — Miranda Liasson Copy Share Image
If you smoke, drink, & party all the time...don't expect me to be interested. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Stopping to have a smoke is a time-honored tradition non-smokers can’t understand.” — Krzysztof Pacyński Copy Share Image
Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would. — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
Addiction isn't about using drugs. It's about what the drug does to your life. — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
The cask will long retain the flavour of the wine with which it was first seasoned. — Horace Copy Share Image
People who say that they can't appreciate a great wine generally haven't tasted one — Kent Bach Copy Share Image
The thing about our drug laws is that they're not based on science. — Maia Szalavitz Copy Share Image
“I don't smoke, don't drink, don't fuck. At least i can fucking think.” — Ian Mackaye Copy Share Image
