I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that. — Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis Copy Share Image
Frame your mind to mirth and merriment which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
“I'm prone to tangential digressions, but I've never regretted being remarkably inconsistent:it's led me to fascinating people and interesting stories.” — Natalie MacLean Copy Share Image
Harton thought that if one squeezed humanity through a wine press, its essence would flow out as drops of policemen. — Georges Limbour Copy Share Image
The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
“I remembered reading in a hard-boiled detective novel that if you drink in the same place two nights in a row, the… — Ryū Murakami Copy Share Image
All we can do is adapt the way we view this condition, not as a crime or a romantic affectation but as… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“Alma focused. She went behind the tall wood-carved bar and straightened the tequila bottles. She loved the colors and designs of the… — Alana Albertson Copy Share Image
It's deeply rooted in the American psyche. Black men have always been viewed as the other, which leads to a different application… — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
“Dope don't have no sympathy, not for love or family, definitely not for fear. Put dope and the devil up against each… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
There are so many ways of posturing that people associate with being a writer. They imagine you wearing a beret and drinking… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
Never drink more than one cocktail before giving a talk. True, the drinks may relax you, but they may also slur your… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
I'd read somewhere that nine out of ten adults in Alaska had a drinking problem. I could believe it. Snow, ice, sleet,… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
He said that few people had intellectual resources sufficient to forgo the pleasures of wine. They could not otherwise contrive how to… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life. — Carroll O'Connor Copy Share Image
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
“jed is not a smoker but he's smoked. i am not a smoker and i have never smoked” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Whither, O god of wine, art thou hurrying me, whilst under thy all-powerful influence? — Horace Copy Share Image
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash. — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation. — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.” — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
