My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong. — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a… — Thomas Flatman Copy Share Image
If only I had the influence with my wife and children that I have in some other quarters! — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
I have a son and daughter and wife that need me not in basketball mode when I'm home. — George Hill Copy Share Image
Italian husbands, in order to buy their wives a fur coat, spend more than all their European collegues. — Indro Montanelli Copy Share Image
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife? A: Apologize!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
the great lack of parity between husbands and wives has always been spawned by the disproportionate degree of self-sacrifice that women are… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Before I can process what’s happening, Deirdre has opened her hands and Linden has taken the ring from her and slipped it… — Lauren DeStefano Copy Share Image
If I hear a lie in my life with my children, with my wife, my work, my audiences, I want to annihilate… — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
Wife number four destroyed me absolutely: took me down to the bottom of the barrel because I had three kids with her. — Lorenzo Lamas Copy Share Image
It would be very hard to bring a wife to Afghanistan. In America, I'd have no problem with her doing whatever she… — Hyder Akbar Copy Share Image
Whenever I sign books, I get this line over and over again from men: "I don't read fiction, but my wife does.… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My muse is my wife. It's not some vague thing that flutters around the astrosphere or wherever it is. Sometimes as a… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
A 527 doesn't have a wife. It doesn't have a brother-in-law who knows a lot about politics, or a union president who… — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
I'm happy because - I'm not doing anything deceitful, I think, to my family. I'm successful because I don't have to sleep… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“They saw her husband, this giant of a man in God’s Kingdom, this man, that for over fifteen years was their example… — Lee Goff Copy Share Image
That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents… — Ira Levin Copy Share Image
Husbands, recognize your wife's intelligence and her ability to counsel with you as a real partner regarding family plans, family activities, and… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life, And I had to start a new one with… — Lee Greenwood Copy Share Image
During the struggles, the one thing I remember was the continued support from my wife. I was running up phone bills and… — David Steward Copy Share Image
It is as foolish to make experiments upon the constancy of a friend, as upon the chastity of a wife. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her! — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny. — James M. Cain Copy Share Image
My wife accuses me - and she's probably right - that I'm sometimes oversensitive. — Joe Torre Copy Share Image
“God desires that we develop spiritual muscle so we are strong enough to be His kind of wife.” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I work hard to let my wife know how much I love her. I try to do that every day. — Darius Rucker Copy Share Image
My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework. — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
You know you are the love of mi life. Nuh worry cah you are mi wife but Mi haffi have new gyal… — Vybz Kartel Copy Share Image
My wife Shirlie was in Wham! when we met, so we were moving in the same circles. — Martin Kemp Copy Share Image
Im sometimes mistaken as the wife of the chairman. I just laugh it off. — Patricia A. Woertz Copy Share Image
Man you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, just know your mom is my side b****! LOL — DUB$TEPPER Copy Share Image
I am a different type of female. I am not your typical wife of a successful man. — Brandi Rhodes Copy Share Image
“O my love, my wife! Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
