Wife Quotes · Page 86

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

— Les Dawson

The wife carries the husband on her face; the husband carries the wife on his clothes.

— Vikrant Parsai

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that…

— Mike Ness

Don't ever give a room for another man to makes your wife smile.

— LAMIDI AFEEZ ABIODUN

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

— Pat Robertson

Jefferson Pierce is the epitome of what black men are: He loves his wife, his children, and the community.

— Salim Akil

If you raise your daughter as a diamond, she will become a glass as a wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

As a wife, daughter, friend, and the founder and CEO of LearnVest, my schedule is anything but simple. But I learned early…

— Alexa Von Tobel

I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would…

— Medgar Evers

You should express regularly to your wife and children your reverence and respect for her. Indeed, one of the greatest things a…

— Howard W. Hunter

You don't stop thinking about women just because your wife dies. It's terrible, but you know. I just want the hugs, the…

— Ian McLagan

“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Women are really beautiful in their forties, and men seem to come of age around the period of their second wife.

— Rene Ricard

I had taken a three-and-a-half year break from films because I lost my wife Rina and had to take care of my…

— Rahul Dev

Music was our wife, and we loved her. And we stayed with her, and we clothed her, and we put diamond rings…

— Lionel Hampton

When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When…

— Joan Rivers

I told (my wife) that there's a three-month aftermath that you better be able to handle, because it's real. I think the…

— Jim Tressel

I'm trying to figure out how to record at home because I have a tiny house and a seven-year-old and my wife…

— Matt Berninger

Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is…

— Saint Augustine

We’re all good when it suits us, he used to say: that doesn’t count. It’s when you want so badly to do…

— Ken Follett

What matters is not the isolated entity, but the space between things, the relationship of things – the Bond…Every conflict that occurs…

— Lynne McTaggart

Lord Maccon believed that if his trousers were on his legs, and something else was on his torso, he was dressed. The…

— Gail Carriger

There is no more precious experience in life than friendship. And I am not forgetting love and marriage as I write this;…

— Eleanor Roosevelt

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

— Alan Arkin

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

— Honore de Balzac

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

My wife, Katey Sagal, has transformed herself from a sitcom cartoon to a dramatic powerhouse.

— Kurt Sutter

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is a classically trained piano player, and she also orchestrates.

— Atticus Ross

I have two kids and they were by no means blank slates. One is exactly like me, one is exactly like my…

— Curt Smith

I'm happy with the life I'm making for my wife and son. That's the most important thing.

— Michael Chandler

As I grow older I spend more time with my wife, and gradually my interest in the woman's world is growing.

— Park Chan-wook

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

— Dave Pelzer

Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?.

— Lord Byron

I've come to the horrible realization that my wife has too much self-respect.

— Anonymous

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.

— Nancy Travis

A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire.

— Jean Giraudoux