“I am certain, my love, that poetry was born only after your birth.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Wife credit is like a piece of fish. As soon as you get it, it starts to go bad.” — King of Queens Copy Share Image
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
My wife is a fantastic kisser, but I did research to confirm she's the best. — David Coulthard Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a peaceful married life with my wife, so we both moved to Sydney in Australia. — Rahul Roy Copy Share Image
“His wife was disappearing from life like a wet mark drying on a shirt.” — Paolo Giordano Copy Share Image
I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that. — Scott Walker Copy Share Image
I chose Anna as my wife because she is so kind yet so strong and challenges me to become a better person.… — Michael Tubbs Copy Share Image
Besides Slayer, which is a full-time job, I raise animals. I have a ranch in Texas. My wife takes care of the… — Tom Araya Copy Share Image
I'm proud that my family and I live across the street from a steel mill and a union hall. This is where… — John Fetterman Copy Share Image
One of my favorite writers is Michel de Montaigne. My wife gave me a beautiful 17th-century edition of Montaigne's essays translated by… — Stephen Greenblatt Copy Share Image
Let's just say I can never be cast again after Ron Swanson. Then I have a life of theater and woodworking and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I never owned a suit until after the election. I got married in jeans and boots. My wife and I, when we… — Markwayne Mullin Copy Share Image
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me… — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
“The woman who later became his wife was sleeping in his bed, her face buried in the pillows and her feet crossed… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
Thank you, Dain," she said. "I should like that very much. I've never seen a proper wrestling match before." "I daresay it… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Yes the moustache appeared for the first time about 10 years ago and it was grown as a joke of course but… — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
I've read pretty broadly on the Holocaust - both fiction and non-fiction - and to me, 'The Lost Wife' is one of… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
The fairy tale that really scared me was Bluebeard. That's the one where he just kills one after another of these woman,… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
Most of my life is over. I am going to enjoy my family and friends before any of us depart this earth.… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
My wife and I were present at this congress. Sabina told me, "Richard, stand up and wash away this shame from the… — Richard Wurmbrand Copy Share Image
Chain me with roaring bears; Or shut me nightly in a charnel-house, O'er-covered quite with dead men's rattling bones, With reeky shanks… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
It's hard because it doesn't matter what you do, most people still identify me as Undertaker's wife. — Michelle McCool Copy Share Image
First of all, my beautiful wife... she lets me do what I love to do. — Andrei Arlovski Copy Share Image
If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle. — Junaid Jamshed Copy Share Image
Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My wife is Jewish, and therefore, it's my children's birthright to be Jewish. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
God really changed my life from where I was at where I first met my wife. — Rory MacDonald Copy Share Image
“My wife thinks I think I’m such hot stuff. She’s wrong. I don’t think I’m such hot stuff.” — Kurt Vonnegut Jr Copy Share Image
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
