Wife Quotes · Page 43

I can't decide if I'm a hippie or elegant older woman, a farmer's wife, a crazy person.

— Elizabeth Berg

“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee." "Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!”

— Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.

— Aaron Spelling

My wife works odd hours as a journalist for breakfast radio.

— Alex Horne

“A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other.”

— Gena Showalter

More often, I'm asked to play somebody's mother, somebody's partner, somebody's wife.

— Melissa Leo

My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.

— Eric Bana

My wife is Swedish, so I'm familiar with the Scandinavian kind of odd humor. It's very dark and very deadpan.

— Cory Barlog

I spent a fair amount of time in Communist Poland when I was young - my wife was from there - and…

— Lawrence Osborne

My resistance to communication work is because of 15 years with my former wife where we did all this work, but we…

— Kenny Loggins

When I'm dancing, I'm not thinking about anything. I am here. I am totally there. You know? And the feeling is a…

— Paulo Coelho

My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree…

— Mike Greenberg

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like…

— Bobby Darin

I'd love to do more woodworking, and maybe will someday, but I wasn't brought up in that environment. My wife is better…

— Joseph Monninger

In the Woodstock movie, you see Justin, my son, who is now a filmmaker, being carried off by my wife at the…

— Bill Kreutzmann

When you go to awards shows these days, you can walk through a room and they give you everything for free: sunglasses,…

— Jordan Knight

I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking…

— Charlaine Harris

Katherine of Aragon was speaking out for the women of the country, for the good wives who should not be put aside…

— Philippa Gregory

Over and over again, stories in women's magazines insist that women can know fulfillment only at the moment of giving birth to…

— Betty Friedan

The Emperor Constantine, who lifted Christianity into power, murdered his wife Fausta, and his eldest son Crispus, the same year that he…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

It certainly would have been adaptive for ancestral man to have a chubby wife during stressful times of famine. Not only would…

— Helen Fisher

I'm a bit obsessive. I've just bought this Wi-Fi radio, which can pick up 7,500 stations from all over the world. I'm…

— Tony Blackburn

'An Audience With Kenneth Williams.' My wife and I went with him to the recording. He was paid £10,000, the largest fee…

— Gyles Brandreth

I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up…

— J.R. Ward

I cannot just do things without thinking. I have a wife and daughter to think of at all times now.

— Marko Arnautovic

My wife makes the best chocolate chip pancakes, and my son and I are only too happy to stay home and eat…

— Jason O'Mara

I cheated on my first wife, Kristin. I thought I was untouchable. How could I be that inconsiderate to someone?

— Tito Ortiz

I was such a hands-on dad. You hate to see your wife with the burden of doing it alone.

— Rob Burrow

Yeah... my wife says no more reality shows in case I break another bone or something.

— Chesney Hawkes

Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives?

— Charles Lamb

I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.

— Benjamin Franklin

On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.

— Thomas Harris

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

— Bob Saget

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

— Yogi Berra

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

— Chelsea Handler

There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love.

— Margaret of Valois

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife.

— Christopher Hitchens

My wife and I, we are both blessed to have our daughter.

— Angad Bedi

Behind every sucessful rancher is a wife who works in town.

— Anonymous