Wife Quotes · Page 44

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

— Anonymous

“I couldn't meet a girl without saying to myself, What kind of wife would she make?”

— Jack Kerouac

I was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22.

— James Marsden

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out…

— Tommy Cooper

When a man doesnt go straight home, his wifes remarks do.

— Vikrant Parsai

I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison.

— Freddy Fender

It takes as much discipline to be a mother and a wife as it does to do anything else.

— Suzanne Vega

If a woman's husband is India's Kohinoor, why won't his wife be a Sati Savitri.

— Saira Banu

[On women's role in the home:] Every wife, mother and housekeeper feels at present that there is some screw loose in the…

— Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to…

— Steve Schirripa

I'm living the dream. I've got a big tour bus, an incredible band, a big house, and a family that are all…

— Aaron Watson

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call…

— Gayle Forman

For me, hip-hop culture is involved in everything - it's in me, in who I am, in how I dress, how I…

— Chris Paul

“This book is dedicated to my brilliant and beautiful wife without whom I would be nothing. She always comforts and consoles, never…

— Albert Malvino

When I go home, I'm not the DA. I talk to my son about his day, I talk to my daughter about…

— Jeanine Pirro

In 1977 we played America and Europe three times, and Japan - my marriage suffered as a result. My then wife took…

— Phil Collins

Just the idea that someone is married and they've got a kid, and he reports for work one morning and his boss…

— Steven Knight

I think that all journalists, specifically print journalists, have a responsibility to educate the public. When you handle a culture's intellectual property,…

— KRS-One

It is Nixon himself who represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character that almost every country in…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Trust me, I have not earned your dear rebuke, I love, as you would have me, God the most; Would lose not…

— Christina Rossetti

The passionate fans they have and also the ambition of the manager and the chairman. It was an easy descion to choose…

— Jose Fonte

I have spent seven of the 12 years I have been married a victim of political persecution. I must be the first…

— Asif Ali Zardari

A man and his wife, each in a different small plane, were out enjoying a flight, when the husband committed a flight…

— Truman G. Madsen

For me, I do everything all the way. When I love my wife, I love her all the way. This isn't a…

— Chip Gaines

“He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his body to obtain the light.”

— Amit Kalantri

I am not good wife material because I'm fiercely independent and like to go off and do my own thing.

— Amanda Harlech

One of the best gifts my wife could ever give me was my two little boys.

— Howie Dorough

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

— Milton Berle

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

— Bill Cosby

In the spring of 2012, I moved to the San Francisco bay area with my wife and two young sons.

— Steve Hilton

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us.

— Hudson Taylor

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

— Billy Connolly

It's a lot of fun to be able to share special moments with my kids and wife.

— Chris Hogan

I've got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect!

— Tommy Cooper

You can show your daughter by the way you love and honor your wife that she should never settle for less.

— Elaine S. Dalton

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

— Ambrose Bierce

Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

— Ace Frehley

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

— Joe Thornton