Wife Quotes · Page 42

If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.

— Augustus

Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life.

— Thegr81

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

— James H. Boren

You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.

— Benjamin Franklin

“A man must be faithful to God, so he can be faithful to his wife.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.

— Elijah Martin

I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated.

— Anonymous

The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.

— Jason Thomas

There are apparently three factors that lead to longevity: heredity, habits, and what your wife will let you get away with.

— W. Bruce Cameron

Why would a man need both a wife and a mistress? A smart man would seek out and fall in love with…

— Brenda Jackson

The result was magnificent . . . I became the father of two girls and two boys, lovely children by good fortune…

— Arthur Rubinstein

Never let your wife prevent you from buying equipment. A car will not buy a synthesizer, but a synthesizer can buy a…

— Hans Zimmer

“To be mother and wife. To be tool and toy, to be bountiful and beautiful, to be expansive and inclusive. To cover…

— Sarah Moriarty

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around…

— Adam Sandler

For me, it's always been about Toronto. I love it here. My family loves it here. My wife loves it here, which…

— Masai Ujiri

John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further…

— David Letterman

The idle wife ranked with the ornamentally wrought weapon and with the splendid offering to the gods as a measure of the…

— Emily James Smith Putnam

Isn't it possible, he wondered, for one person to love another without trying to own each other? Or is that buried so…

— Orson Scott Card

In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition…

— Groucho Marx

In our island myth this was the prescribed end of marriages like mine: the wife goes off with someone from the Cercle…

— V. S. Naipaul

I grew up in a family where everybody had a good time and we were at the lake every weekend and going…

— Luke Bryan

We are now going to the Lamanites, to whom we intend to be messengers of instruction... We will show them that in…

— Brigham Young

Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the…

— Al Madrigal

I don't speak a lot when I get home, during the season. It's great. I just get to sit and listen. My…

— Thomas Sadoski

“He sat up, going still. “Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta?” He gaped down. “Oh, come on!”

— Kresley Cole

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

— Tori Amos

I am a good wife, so I think we need to live where my husband is working.

— Kristine Opolais

My wife asked me to marry her. But we did not jump the broom.

— Salim Akil

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.

— William H. Macy

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

— Robert A. Heinlein

My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.

— Craig Finn

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

— Frank Carson

My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'

— Tommy Cooper

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

— Jarod Kintz

A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.

— Honore de Balzac

He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife.

— Nicolas Bentley

I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria.

— Ivan Slavkov

Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth…

— Cindy Gerard

My first priority is to my wife, as hers is to me, and to our child.

— Iain Glen

Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.

— Jane Austen