Wife Quotes · Page 40

I no longer have a Maserati - I now have children and a wife.

— Alexander Armstrong

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

— James Brown

The first year of marriage, you definitely get to throw the wife card out whenever you're mad.

— Jamie Lynn Spears

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

— Ray Romano

Guys, fellas! You'll lose your wife trying to stop them from being the best they can.

— Offset

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

— John Benjamin Hickey

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

— Bob Monkhouse

In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.

— William Shakespeare

Kevin Costner told me that 'True' was his and his wife's song. I'm not sure if that's a good thing because they…

— Gary Kemp

My wife was my greatest asset. I didn't marry her until after World War II, but she has complemented me in every…

— William Westmoreland

It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage…

— Thomas Hardy

Young wives are the leading asset of corporate power. They want the suburbs, a house, a settled life, and respectability. They want…

— Ralph Nader

My wife kept looking at the Jack Paar show and telling me that's what I should be doing on television. But I…

— Bob Crane

I'm definitely the most tech-savvy in my family. My wife wouldn't have a clue, as far as getting the computer working. All…

— Chris O'Donnell

My wife Shanti and I are blessed with two wonderful daughters. Nothing is more important to us than protecting their future and…

— Bill Halter

I've been really supported by my family and my wife. She really understands what I do, but it doesn't get any easier…

— Joel Plaskett

Presenting Aschenbach as a composer - based on Mahler - leads to some dreadful scenes (especially those in which Aschenbach is berated…

— Philip Kitcher

Real art, like the wife of an affectionate husband, needs no ornaments. But counterfeit art, like a prostitute, must always be decked…

— Leo Tolstoy

The great thing about not being president anymore is I can say whatever I want, about anything. Of course [now], nobody really…

— William J. Clinton

What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and…

— William Blake

I love 'Love Actually.' 'Love Actually,' there's, like, nine stories in that movie. Three of them are good. But watching that movie,…

— Ike Barinholtz

Julius Caesar divorced his wife Pompeia, but declared at the trial that he knew nothing of what was alleged against her and…

— Plutarch

I am acquainted with a wife and mother who is chained securely at the present time to a life-style of murmuring and…

— Marvin J. Ashton

We were surrounded by influences and interests that came between Stephen and me. The nurse who became his wife was seeking to…

— Jane Hawking

Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives.

— H. L. Mencken

I am shy. I was unable to say I love you to my wife, unable to propose, so I am that shy.

— Gurmeet Choudhary

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

— Sacha Guitry

It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids.

— Henry Rollins

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

— Ken Dodd

You can make your marriage a little bit of heaven on earth by following God's plan of teamwork.

— Jim George

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy.

— Patsy Cline

My wife and I drove across America following the Oregon Trail, which the pioneers once passed along.

— Sandi Toksvig

“Love, they said, burns you and builds you. But with you, there’s no ash. Just light.”

— Kamand Kojouri

And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did!

— John Bytheway

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

— Max Miller

Fifteen hundred years ago, Constantine, who murdered his own wife and children, started the Christian religion.

— Charles Chilton Moore

There's a lot more historical baggage to deal with as a wife than as a partner.

— Alison Pill

“...there’s few on Earth as can cut a man deeper than his childless wife.”

— Craig Russell

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

— Rodney Dangerfield