My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in…

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

— Bill Burr

Ever since I started vaulting in my backyard, when I was in diapers, I wanted to be the best that's ever lived - to…

— Armand Duplantis

As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body hit the…

— Uma Thurman

“Jack had been my best friend since we’d been in diapers, and”

— Liliana Hart

The best thing about Sassy Seats is that grandmothers cannot figure out how they work and are in constant fear of the child's falling.…

— Anna Quindlen

Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit big time.…

— Rush Limbaugh

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

— Pete McCloskey

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

— Kim Kardashian

Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or dust, never…

— Anne Sexton

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

— Jackie Jackson

So: this is where we are going to become parents. You walk into the building as a couple, and leave a few minutes later…

— Scott Simon

You've got all these characters and yet, you're hovering over one character like a fly over a stinky diaper. Realize that you've got a…

— Chuck Wendig

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.

— Esther Williams

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…

— Larry the Cable Guy

You will be at your best forever, Even now you have good moments. Occasional glimpses of your heavenly self. When you change your baby's…

— Max Lucado