Wife Quotes · Page 33

I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week.

— Pierre Dukan

I have two young boys, and my wife is at home. Most of the time, I will cook the food, and we'll…

— Wolfgang Puck

Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Mother was one.

— Merle Travis

“My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?”

— Jarod Kintz

My mother told me that my birth mother got pregnant by a married man who didn't want to leave his wife.

— Ellen Ullman

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

— Henny Youngman

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.

— Rodney Dangerfield

If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“What were you doing in there?” she asked, unwilling to let it go. ... “Jacking off, naturally.” She narrowed her eyes but…

— Karina Halle

It's harder being a woman director because on the whole women don't have husbands or boyfriends who are willing to be wives

— Jane Campion

Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail…

— Todd English

“He turned to see her glaring at him, her blond hair a halo about her head in the carriage's lantern light, and…

— Elizabeth Hoyt

Born in St. Petersburg, Russia, my wife speaks five languages: Russian, English, French, Italian and, out of self-defense, Spanish. I watched her…

— Cheech Marin

I have been in love with my wife since I was 17. She has always been my strongest support. Even when I…

— Fawad Khan

“How quickly pettiness returns, and that most ignoble form of real estate, the possessive occupation and tyranny over two square inches of…

— Leonard Cohen

I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of…

— Bruce Forsyth

At my pregnant wife's behest, I took the job for the paycheck and the health insurance, and it turned into 'Sharknado.' I…

— Ian Ziering

I was able to get a few words out that Scott Peterson was the Scott Peterson that had a missing, pregnant wife…

— Scott Peterson

When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.…

— Ozzy Osbourne

My great grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it…

— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I had Eondel teach me," Raoden said. "Back when I was trying to find ways to prove that my father's laws were…

— Brandon Sanderson

I was working full time and going to school at night and on the weekends. It was just crazy. At one point…

— Chelsea Clinton

I had been fed, in my youth, a lot of old wives' tales about the way men would instantly forsake a beautiful…

— Dorothy Parker

The best piece of advice I received before I got married was, "Be careful what you say when you're in a fight,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Donald is very happy with his lovely wife, insert name here.

— Lisa Lampanelli

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

— Henny Youngman

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

— Bill Cosby

That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.

— Mother Jones

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

— Ursula Parrott

If you know my wife - some people know my wife, some people don't - she hates wrestling.

— Billy Gunn

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

— Dean Martin

A person who thinks that he knows something better doesnt know that his wife knows better than him.

— Vikrant Parsai

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

— Charles Barkley

My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around 3 A.M., and I follow around 7 A.M., but…

— John Travolta

My wife's a great lady, but she's not going to tell me when Matt Hughes retires.

— Matt Hughes

“A mother gives you a life, a mother-in-law gives you her life.”

— Amit Kalantri

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

— Jessica Alba

No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife.

— Honore de Balzac

“If someone were to ask you, “Why do you love your wife?”

— Alex Kendrick

I want to be with my best friend. My best friend, my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

— John Lennon