Wife Quotes · Page 35

“Don't tell your friend you are fighting with your wife, it gives him pleasure”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

— Corey Ford

I've built two wooden houses near Vals. I built them for my wife. Those were private projects.

— Peter Zumthor

A wife is a gift bestowed upon a man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

— Harry Carpenter

My life has been, you know, immeasurably enriched by my wife and her family and her immigration story.

— John Fetterman

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.

— Bella Abzug

“For Sale: Complete set of encylopedias. Never used. Wife knows everything.”

— Paul Zindel

I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son…

— Luke Bryan

I think it is very difficult for a man to accept a celebrity as his wife. One has to be extremely emancipated…

— Roopa Ganguly

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks…

— Steve Coogan

“If you’re going to touch my wife, you’d better put a shirt on. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with my…

— Kristen Proby

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie…

— Jim Gaffigan

My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a…

— Laura Benanti

Women like me. Women love me. But not so my wife need worry. Not in a 'he's so hot' type of way.…

— Michael McIntyre

If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would…

— Ernestine Rose

People look at things differently. Imagine going to a village in Southern Sudan and try to explain to someone there the concept…

— Henry Rollins

I have an upfront, sort of in-the-trenches knowledge of white people's trying to avoid their whiteness and replace it with something else.…

— W. Kamau Bell

I saw him [Khizr Khan]. He was, you know, very emotional. And probably looked like - a nice guy to me. His…

— Donald Trump

My wife and I have just returned from Belgium where, courtesy of the hotel TV, we acquired a new perspective on the…

— David Walker

In the Hillary Clinton model, the wife chooses to support the straying husband while wearing a distressed and presumably pained expression in…

— Monica Crowley

The Quran says nothing about the veil, except for an injunction to veil the bosom, which is obvious. As for the face,…

— Kim Stanley Robinson

I couldn't stand to be separated with my wife for months. It became quickly apparent to me that I needed to find…

— David Bowie

[Cardinal John O'Connor] had [my wife] Margot and me over for drinks a couple of times. That was something I never could…

— Nat Hentoff

I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father.

— Ted Cruz

“After your friendship with God, your wife's friendship is the greatest treasure you possess.”

— Jim George

I have often thought that less is expected of the president of a great corporation than of an American wife.

— Eleanor Roosevelt

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife gets so mad at me because I don't like to cook on the grill.

— Nick Saban

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

— Dale Earnhardt

My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

— John Barrymore

I get asked, on a sort of daily basis, 'It's my wife's 30th birthday, can you set her a task?'

— Alex Horne

I would have sold my wife and children into slavery for a ride into space.

— Mary Roach

“In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.”

— Amit Kalantri

A man doesn't own his marriage; he is only the steward of his wife's love.

— Ed Cole

And I'd love to direct. One day. I'm learning a lot on the set of The Good Wife.

— Archie Panjabi

Wealth, a friend, a wife, and a kingdom may be regained; but this body when lost may never be acquired again.

— Chanakya

Being there for my son, being there for my wife, just being a better man. That's all I know.

— A. J. Green

Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

— Al McGuire