Wife Quotes · Page 32

“A happy wife is the key to a happy home.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

I never shop - my wife takes care of all of that.

— Ed Schultz

Winner of Worlds Best Wife Award. Category; Nagging.

— Anonymous

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My priority, the most important thing in my life is my family, my wife and my son.

— Novak Djokovic

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.

— Jose Garces

I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.

— Mikhail Grabovski

Joseph has lately endeavored to seduce my wife, and has found her a virtuous woman.

— William Law

the Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband!

— Lucretia Mott

When I'm with my wife, we go on dates and things like that, take our girls out to do stuff.

— Mike Evans

I've got a lot of little quirks and moments that - my wife, she knows exactly what to say and how to…

— Charles Kelley

... a business career for a woman and her need for a woman's life as wife and mother, are not enemies at…

— Hortense Odlum

I have a really good at-home support system with my wife and the baby and even the dogs in that they all…

— Tommaso Ciampa

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If…

— Anton Chekhov

When the Warriors are on, my wife keeps away from me. I'm a rabid fan, and my language sometimes is not too…

— Jerry West

There are times when it's difficult to see your wife and her ex-husband sitting next to each other chatting away.

— Jonathan Agnew

Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself, 'What makes me come alive?' Because what the world - a wife, a…

— John Eldredge

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

— Harvey Pekar

As Indian citizens, we subsist on a regular diet of caste massacres and nuclear tests, mosque breakings and fashion shows, church burnings…

— Arundhati Roy

During the war, there were people wishing me death, wishing my son death, wishing my wife death in very graphic ways. In…

— Etgar Keret

When I am sitting home, and I am happy and I have my TV show and I don't need to work and…

— Alec Baldwin

I should like to be a full-time Mother and a full-time Artist and a full-time Wife-Companion and also a 'Charming Woman' on…

— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Harvey [Weinstein] didn't want to release [MY SON THE FANATIC]; he held it for two years because he wanted a happy ending,…

— Hanif Kureishi

I counseled a 75-year-old married, bi-sexual man who was having a gay affair and was not having sex with his wife to…

— Emily Yoffe

When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with…

— Mike Vogel

When custom has made familiar the charms that are most attractive, when youthful freshness has died away, and with the brightness of…

— Timothy Shay Arthur

“The closer a husband is to God, the closer he will grow to his wife.”

— Jim George

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.

— John Gay

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

— Ryan Reynolds

In '92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.

— John Daly

Im a freak huh, rock star life. The second girl with us, thats our wife.

— Kanye West

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

— Eric Idle

When you take your girlfriend/wife out to eat. And she has to pay! THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!

— Dj Adams

My wife was a major obstacle. She said, 'If you do it, we're through. We need you in this house.

— John Gotti

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife.

— Charles Caleb Colton

My wife is my in-home editor and reads everything I write.

— Khaled Hosseini

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

— Laurence J. Peter