Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
When Nandita expressed a desire to write about me, I couldn't stop her because she's my wife, but she has forgotten who… — Om Puri Copy Share Image
Man and wife are equally concerned, to avoid all offence of each other, in the beginning of their conversation. Every little thing… — Jeremy Taylor Copy Share Image
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache… If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The only people I care about are my wife and kids, my mom and brother, close friends to the family. Anybody outside… — Rasheed Wallace Copy Share Image
We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to… — Tom Araya Copy Share Image
When all your stuff gets smashed, everybody gives you new stuff. And when you've been playing the same guitar since you were… — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Under the plan of heaven, the husband and the wife walk side by side as companions, neither one ahead of the other,… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
I was just working in the shop and all of a sudden something just triggered in me and I started shaking. And… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
When I get through the front door, I haven't got time to tie my shoelaces. There are three kids, and the wife,… — Jeremy Kyle Copy Share Image
She stares at me for a moment, and then she bursts out laughing. “You haven’t seen his perfect little wife and his… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Any praise goes to my coaches and my teammates. I have the easy part of waking up and going to the gym.… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
It is now our generation's task to carry on what those pioneers began. For our journey is not complete until our wives,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Well my favorite thing about being a mom is getting to relive your childhood all over again, that's one of my favorite… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
A couple from Sydney or Melbourne might leave on the same day for their holiday: the wife might go sun-bathing at Surfers… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat… — Michael W. Smith Copy Share Image
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes… — Jack Kingston Copy Share Image
I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When your wife says glass is half empty, don't ever pour philosophy of half empty is half full, just fill her glass… — Adhir Amdavadi Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to be woken up under any circumstances except if my house starts burning. Then my wife is authorised to… — Mirko Cro Cop Copy Share Image
I had made an independent film - 'Footsteps' - in the U.K. that hadn't really done anything, so my wife suggested we… — Gareth Evans Copy Share Image
“The silence stretched out between us as I stared at him, the tears blurring my vision as I waited for him to… — Kathryn Michaels Copy Share Image
I met Ronaldo in 1993 and from that moment we always shared the room. I've slept more times with Ronaldo than my wife. — Roberto Carlos Copy Share Image
My wife is really good at making sure we have a schedule or a routine every day, with the kids having to… — Aaron Boone Copy Share Image
When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
You must avoid giving hostages to fortune, like getting an expensive wife, an expensive house, and a style of living that never… — Irwin Shaw Copy Share Image
Writers don't make good spouses. When I am writing, I'm not a good wife. I shut myself away, and all my emotions… — Claire Tomalin Copy Share Image
I was making films about American society, and it is true that I never felt at home there, except perhaps when my… — Douglas Sirk Copy Share Image
I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino. — Joyce Giraud Copy Share Image
“Vimes thought for a moment and said, 'Well, dear, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man with a lot of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch… — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
Bronagh looks after the kids and without her the family would disintegrate... there are some things you can't discuss with anyone other… — John Key Copy Share Image
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One thing I am certain of is that, if I have done anything good in music, it was, first, because of my… — Charles Ives Copy Share Image
