We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Anyone can do well when things go smoothly. It's when the sh*t hits the fan that you see what people are made… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch. I had no idea you thought it was a secret. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I want to write I miss you at the brick, and throw it to you. Cause I want you to know how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Watching the fireworks alone is so romantic, I just wanna make out with myself... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was a sarcastic remark pointing out that Bill Clinton has, quite a past, and Hillary Clinton has done quite a job… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I've been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
It really flatters me that some peoples lives are SO boring, they actually sit around & talk about mine. I didn't realize… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
“He shook his head. "Uh-uh. That's not going to work anymore. You can be as hard and sarcastic as you want, but… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread… — Hedrick Smith Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
“Fejezzük be ezt a beszélgetést. Túlságosan sok benne a felkiáltójel.” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
