“Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“Sarcastic and merciless one, you glory in the pain you give!” — E.D.E.N. Southworth Copy Share Image
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
I dont really forgive people I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Copy Share Image
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
When someone is being sarcastic to you then you should reply in full of sarcasm. period. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what… — Panic at the Disco Copy Share Image
There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
“This is awesome," Tsunami said. "I'm so excited." "Going to see my very favorite dragon in all of Pyrrhia." "Are you being… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
How dare you ignore me after I've made 0 attempts at talking to you. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
