My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know…

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

— Jim Gaffigan

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

— Jerry Seinfeld

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

— Timothy J. Russert

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

— Bob Monkhouse

If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition…

— Michael Showalter

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

— Erika Cosby

Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that Brookstone does…

— Jimmy Fallon

He's [Harry S. Truman] just your dad, and you love him. It's only when you grow up, and step back from him, or leave…

— Margaret Truman Daniel

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

— Frank A. Clark

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged…

— Adam Sandler

“Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd…

— Bill Hicks

My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

— Carol Burnett

It's funny, I see my dad in myself when I say certain things or I do certain things. I'll say, 'That was my dad…

— Philip Rivers

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

— Al Unser