Funny dad Quotes

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

— Timothy J. Russert

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

— Paula Pell

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

— Bob Monkhouse

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

— Frank A. Clark

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

— Bob Odenkirk

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

— Al Unser

My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

— Carol Burnett

“Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your…

— Bill Hicks

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

— Charlie Day

It's funny, I see my dad in myself when I say certain things or I do certain things. I'll say, 'That was…

— Philip Rivers

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

— Jim Gaffigan

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course,…

— Adam Sandler