Redneck Quotes · Page 5

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You'll be my tan legged Juliet, I'll be your Redneck Romeo.

— Brittany

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways.

— Mac Davis

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

— Jeff Foxworthy

When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and…

— Trey Parker

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that…

— Mac Davis

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their…

— Lou Reed

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

— David Koechner

There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No…

— Carl Hiaasen

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies…

— Patti Page

“Grits Glossary hillbilly \’hil-,bi-lē\ n: a derogatory term that refers to people living in the next county or town; alternate forms include…

— Deborah Ford

I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…

— Jeff Dunham

I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I…

— Carl Hiaasen

Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would…

— Miles Teller

“Sure, some find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for Christ sake, they mantle the decapitated,…

— Chase Brooks

Reardan is the rich white farm town that sits in the wheat fields exactly 22 miles away from the Rez. And it's…

— Sherman Alexie

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is…

— Jay Leno

I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly…

— Lydia Loveless

First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind,…

— Janeane Garofalo

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.

— Kris Kristofferson

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the…

— Jeff Foxworthy