You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There's no doubt that I'm southern, I'm country, I'm a redneck, I'm whatever you want to call it. — Lainey Wilson Copy Share Image
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“The only thing worse than a "redneck" is a city person who thinks all people from the country are rednecks.” — Brent Alan Beck Copy Share Image
“You can take the redneck out of the mountains, but you can't take the budwizer away from the redneck.” — Ione Larissa Copy Share Image
The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis… — Diana Krall Copy Share Image
Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I think Elvis loved his fans - I think that's why they loved him and still love him. Fans are very conscious… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I… — Patrick Swayze Copy Share Image
Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed… — F. Lee Bailey Copy Share Image
NASCAR - everybody thinks redneck, Confederate flags, racists. And I hate it. I hate it because I know NASCAR is so much… — Bubba Wallace Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big… — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
“True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes'… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“I emerged into the sticky-hot evening to find Ricky smoking on the hood of his battered car. Something about his mud-encrusted boots… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
I was in Nicaragua with the Sandinistas. I've argued for Leonard Peltier, Mumia Abu-Jamal, the United Farm Workers. I've been a radical… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
Nashville is a boys' club of redneck conservative ideas. But they're ready to embrace gay people. I never felt for one second… — Shane McAnally Copy Share Image
I rely heavily on Thomas Sowell's magnificent book, Black Rednecks, White Liberals. He points out that blacks in the North perform better,… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“Finally, we entered Chetaube County, my imaginary birthplace, where the names of the little winding roads and minuscule mountain communities never failed… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
