You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways. — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
It's pretty amazing to me that my first hit record was an Elvis Presley record. — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've established this kind of wild persona and these redneck party songs and a live show that's kind of rowdy, but I… — Morgan Wallen Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I would have to say my favorite thing about hosting 'Redneck Island 4' was the cast. They were the most genuine, fun,… — Jessie James Decker Copy Share Image
Everything they say about Elvis today is true. He was just one great guy. He wasn't jealous of anyone. I would say… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
For most Northerners, Texas is the home of real men. The cowboys, the rednecks, the outspoken self-made right-wing millionaires strike us as… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
The Republican base is now made up of religious and neoconservative ideologues, and the uneducated white underclass with a token person of… — Frank Schaeffer Copy Share Image
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped… — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
I was stupid when I started: the epitome of bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. It was like, 'I get to live in L.A. and… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Hunting humans for sport? Eating them?" the bitterness in his voice cut through me. "Yeah, I caught that part." "That doesn't have… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
