Redneck Quotes · Page 4

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.

— Gretchen Wilson

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

— Si Robertson

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There's no doubt that I'm southern, I'm country, I'm a redneck, I'm whatever you want to call it.

— Lainey Wilson

The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis…

— Diana Krall

Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed…

— F. Lee Bailey

I think Elvis loved his fans - I think that's why they loved him and still love him. Fans are very conscious…

— Minnie Pearl

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I…

— Patrick Swayze

I'm as country s one can without being a redneck [maybe a little] but I'm as nerdy as one can be without…

— MrCountry

There was a chance for me to write one song for the section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and…

— Mac Davis

If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did…

— Mac Davis

This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in…

— Honey Boo Boo Child

We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture.…

— Steve Earle

Sanford is a little redneck town north of Orlando. It's right off Lake Jessup.Lake Jessup is the most alligator infested lake in…

— Larry the Cable Guy

How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?…

— Greg Gutfeld

I grew up in a whaling town. We didn't stop whaling in Australia until 1978. And I've always lived in fishing communities.…

— Tim Winton

Jacksonville back in the 1960s was kind of a redneck town. There were only two or three places where you could play…

— Gary Rossington

Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit.…

— Anonymous

When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a…

— Willie Nelson

The enemy of the black is not the white. The enemy of capitalist is not communist, the enemy of homosexual is not…

— Tom Robbins

You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“The only thing worse than a "redneck" is a city person who thinks all people from the country are rednecks.”

— Brent Alan Beck

“You can take the redneck out of the mountains, but you can't take the budwizer away from the redneck.”

— Ione Larissa

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

— Jase Robertson

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn.

— Alec Straub

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

— Jeff Foxworthy

It's pretty amazing to me that my first hit record was an Elvis Presley record.

— Mac Davis

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

— Jeff Foxworthy