Redneck Quotes · Page 6

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

— Hal Sparks

Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child!

— Honey Boo Boo Child

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks,…

— Robin Williams

“He rolled his eyes at me. “Fuck that. You go without me, I’ll just follow you.” “You’re more Marine than a Marine.”…

— Barbara Nickless

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is…

— Jeff Foxworthy

At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel…

— Dave Haywood

“So you can shoot?” “Yeah. My dad taught me. Won a few competitions when I was younger. Farmer’s Daughters of America.” “Sounds…

— T.M. Frazier

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud…

— Jeff Foxworthy

A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on…

— Honey Boo Boo Child

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on…

— Joe Bageant

I rely heavily on Thomas Sowell's magnificent book, Black Rednecks, White Liberals. He points out that blacks in the North perform better,…

— Ann Coulter

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

— Greil Marcus

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

— Jeff Foxworthy

A redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck livin'.

— Anonymous

“Is it too redneck to say you look sexy operating a radio?" Chase..”

— Kristen Simmons

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You can be my tan-legged Juliet, Ill be your Redneck Romeo

— Jason Aldean

My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music.

— Travis Barker

You've gone and broke the wrong heart baby, and drove me redneck crazy.

— Brittany

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

— Jeff Foxworthy