Redneck Quotes · Page 6

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

— Greil Marcus

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

— Jeff Foxworthy

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

— Stanley Crouch

A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are…

— Norm MacDonald

Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer…

— Billy Carter

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim…

— Edward Norton

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis. You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis. It was…

— Mac Davis

MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT…

— Larry the Cable Guy

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

— Jeff Foxworthy

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

— Hal Sparks

Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child!

— Honey Boo Boo Child

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You can be my tan-legged Juliet, Ill be your Redneck Romeo

— Jason Aldean

My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music.

— Travis Barker

You've gone and broke the wrong heart baby, and drove me redneck crazy.

— Brittany

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

— Jeff Foxworthy

A redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck livin'.

— Anonymous

“Is it too redneck to say you look sexy operating a radio?" Chase..”

— Kristen Simmons

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're redneck when your dad says that's enough gun play for the day

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

— Jeff Foxworthy