You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched…

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.

— Randy Pausch

Less than 8 percent of private sector workers belonged to a union in 2004, and, overall, only 12.5 percent of American workers carry a…

— Linda Chavez

I don't see [ Trainspotting ] as an albatross, I see it more as a calling card. It's got me out to Hollywood, I've…

— Irvine Welsh

I have yet to see someone attack Obama over his report card. A lot of people I talk to from both sides of the…

— Lupe Fiasco

Most dressing rooms are sterile and they feel like someone else's space. But over two weeks of previews, before the show officially opens, they…

— Mathew Horne

What Wall Street and credit card companies are doing is really not much different from what gangsters and loan sharks do who make predatory…

— Bernie Sanders

Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward…

— Suze Orman

I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare…

— Andy Rooney

My first big mistake was made when, in a moment of weakness, I consented to learn the game; for a man who can frankly…

— Robert Benchley

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

— Bruce Springsteen

Whether Theresa May had stabbed has stabbed the former Mayor of London in the back and Michael Gove had stabbed him in the front.…

— Nigel Evans

While you're playing cards with a regular guy or having a bite to eat with him, he seems a peaceable, good-humoured and not entirely…

— Anton Chekhov

Growing up in San Diego, my main interests were the Beatles, Louis Armstrong, 'Star Wars,' baseball cards, and drawing.

— Kyle Mooney

“why would white dudes want to change things when they held all the cards?”

— Wally Lamb

It's surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends.

— Christopher Hitchens