You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't,… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
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